Cervical Cultures-take 2

Went to Dr. Beotch for my cultures today. She was so fake and made me wait like 45 mins sitting on the exam bench sans underpants. I hate that. When the nurse leaves you in the room to undress and says the doctor will be there soon you expect it to be soon, that is why you quickly undress and get into position. But no, you sit and wait half dressed up on the table staring at the wall b/c the only reading materials are magazines about pregnancy and parenting, two subjects I don't really feel like reading about.

When she finally came in (with an intern in tow) she was all 'how have you been? I see you are seeing an RE, it must be hard?' in a super fake voice. Then started asking me if why they haven't gone the Clomid route....BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HOW I OVULATE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WENT TO MED SCHOOL, BEOTCH! So, here is a woman who told me we weren't pg b/c I was fat, and now tells me to cure or MFI by taking Clomid (and not by having DH take it, which might be possible, but me!)? What a quack. At least I saved close to $500 by having her do the cultures.

When I was leaving she gave me the head tilt again and a pat on the shoulder and said 'hopefully we will see you soon for your first OB appointment!' Yeah, freaking right. That woman will get no where near me when I am pg. I will have an all out hunt for a new OB/GYN when that day comes.